So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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