girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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