If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Please don't give away my fajitas
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