my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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