is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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