I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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