did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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