Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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