sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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