He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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