hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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