I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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