dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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