we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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