I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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