16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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