So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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