Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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