My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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