What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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