Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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