Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
The Olympian is in my bed
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize