do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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