so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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