question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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