i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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