Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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