FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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