But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think my fart just growled at me.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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