p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.