I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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