He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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