***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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