She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Im part way to drunk.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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