Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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