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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?

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• (818): View more from California

  he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.

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  JESUS

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• (845): View more from New York

  brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.

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• (510): View more from California

  How is your new roommate working out

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  We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.

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• (424): View more from California

  I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.

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