Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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