when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.