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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  That's what she gets for taking his peeps.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  where do you find these guys?

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• (607): View more from New York

  Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.

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  So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on

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• (661): View more from California

  I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.

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  It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.

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