He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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