I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
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he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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