Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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