no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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