I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize
