If i come over, it means nothing
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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