Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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