I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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