do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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