He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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