Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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