who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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