Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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