Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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