i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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