I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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