she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I currently don't understand fingers.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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